That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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