My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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