never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
we should paint friendship bongs
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