Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Randomize
