Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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