It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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