you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Panties = found
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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