What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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