I'll bet she douches with gravy.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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