He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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