Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Shame - the story of my life.
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