were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
