I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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