This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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