There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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