I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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