Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Randomize
