They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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