Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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