: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
My ATM looks so different sober.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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