Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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