I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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