People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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