Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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