I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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