why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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