Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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