3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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