I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
