I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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