Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
