No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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