I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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