Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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