FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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