is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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