You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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