Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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