We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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