i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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