Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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