i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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