Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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