why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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