You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Someone came in the potted fern
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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