scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
i think i just lost a toe
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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