But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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