come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
