i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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