if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
