yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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