:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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