"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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