There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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