yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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