New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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